Sydney's Fashion Roundup - Friday 1st February

Now that I've mastered the art of embedding I've put together my top looks of the week. It's still summer so stay sexy

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Fitness First Kings Cross - The Greatest Gym on Earth

Woah woah woah. Now before y'all go shouting at me about Fitness First (because I know you're about to start) I want to tell you a little bit about my experience.

I started my ahem... "relationship with fitness" at Fitness First in Neutral Bay (in the aforementioned step classes) and quickly moved onto St Leonards where I did aerobics with the now-famous Shannon Ponton (Biggest Loser). He was a bloody hottie and all the Mums at the 10:30 aerobics class would be swooning and pulling sex faces at him... my mother and I included. Tip: His happy visage now appears on 99c water bottles you can buy at Priceline. That's a bloody hydrating bargain.

I moved through the Sydney Fitness Firsts of Dee Why, North Sydney and Darlinghurst to settle on what has to be the best, Fitness First of all time. The BEST, Fitness First of all time (cheers Kanye). Fitness First Kings Cross is a dance party. On a Saturday morning you can find an aerobics crew fresh from ARQ ready to get busy. There's clapping and whooping and dancing... The excitement in the room is palpable and the communal energy of everyone drives you to perform harder and harder... I defy anyone to try a Saturday morning Body Attack class and not have the time of their life. And when you're done with the aerobics head upstairs to drool at the masses of beautiful men pumping iron. Kings Cross Fitness First is the place to be, and be seen. Two words:

FABULOUS

DARLING

Idiotic Women's Article of the Week... I Demand a Soliloquy!

This weeks award goes to "Why is he quiet during sex?".

I don't have time to explain everything wrong with it - so I'll leave you with a few choice quotes:

"No one wants to have a discussion about the meaning of life during the horizontal tango"

"The biggest sex organ is your brain and your ears are the gateways to it.”

"“People need to look at underlying issues behind sexual behavior. Is his silence an issue of control? Is he equating unemotionally with being a real man?"

“Make it clear you’re not demanding great soliloquies, just affirmative murmurings,”

"He may be labouring under the misapprehension that most women are demure and retiring in the boudoir. You could try watching some old episodes of Sex And The City to dispel that myth.”

o_O

So. According to Cosmo we can ascertain that if your man is quiet in the bedroom he:

• Has a small sex organ OR assumes you do
• Does not want to discuss life during sex
• Does not wish to penetrate your brain gateways
• Is controlling 
• And unemotional

In order to remedy this you should:

• Give him a brief on his multitude of underlying emotional issues
• Demand affirmative murmurings
• Make him watch Sex and the City

Where the flip do you get this garbage.