Showing posts with label magazine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label magazine. Show all posts
Friday, February 1, 2013
Sydney's Fashion Roundup - Friday 1st February
Now that I've mastered the art of embedding I've put together my top looks of the week. It's still summer so stay sexy
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Idiotic Women's Article of the Week... I Demand a Soliloquy!
This weeks award goes to "Why is he quiet during sex?".
I don't have time to explain everything wrong with it - so I'll leave you with a few choice quotes:
"No one wants to have a discussion about the meaning of life during the horizontal tango"
"The biggest sex organ is your brain and your ears are the gateways to it.”
"“People need to look at underlying issues behind sexual behavior. Is his silence an issue of control? Is he equating unemotionally with being a real man?"
“Make it clear you’re not demanding great soliloquies, just affirmative murmurings,”
"He may be labouring under the misapprehension that most women are demure and retiring in the boudoir. You could try watching some old episodes of Sex And The City to dispel that myth.”
o_O
So. According to Cosmo we can ascertain that if your man is quiet in the bedroom he:
I don't have time to explain everything wrong with it - so I'll leave you with a few choice quotes:
"No one wants to have a discussion about the meaning of life during the horizontal tango"
"The biggest sex organ is your brain and your ears are the gateways to it.”
"“People need to look at underlying issues behind sexual behavior. Is his silence an issue of control? Is he equating unemotionally with being a real man?"
“Make it clear you’re not demanding great soliloquies, just affirmative murmurings,”
"He may be labouring under the misapprehension that most women are demure and retiring in the boudoir. You could try watching some old episodes of Sex And The City to dispel that myth.”
o_O
So. According to Cosmo we can ascertain that if your man is quiet in the bedroom he:
- Has a small sex organ OR assumes you do
- Does not want to discuss life during sex
- Does not wish to penetrate your brain gateways
- Is controlling
- And unemotional
- Give him a brief on his multitude of underlying emotional issues
- Demand affirmative murmurings
- Make him watch Sex and the City
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