Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Banana Bread!
As far as banana bread goes I've had better. I found it too dense and not sweet enough. I added a packet of walnuts to the mix. I ate it hot, perhaps it will be better cold. It's a super easy recipe anyway
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Idiotic Women's Article of the Week... I Demand a Soliloquy!
This weeks award goes to "Why is he quiet during sex?".
I don't have time to explain everything wrong with it - so I'll leave you with a few choice quotes:
"No one wants to have a discussion about the meaning of life during the horizontal tango"
"The biggest sex organ is your brain and your ears are the gateways to it.”
"“People need to look at underlying issues behind sexual behavior. Is his silence an issue of control? Is he equating unemotionally with being a real man?"
“Make it clear you’re not demanding great soliloquies, just affirmative murmurings,”
"He may be labouring under the misapprehension that most women are demure and retiring in the boudoir. You could try watching some old episodes of Sex And The City to dispel that myth.”
o_O
So. According to Cosmo we can ascertain that if your man is quiet in the bedroom he:
I don't have time to explain everything wrong with it - so I'll leave you with a few choice quotes:
"No one wants to have a discussion about the meaning of life during the horizontal tango"
"The biggest sex organ is your brain and your ears are the gateways to it.”
"“People need to look at underlying issues behind sexual behavior. Is his silence an issue of control? Is he equating unemotionally with being a real man?"
“Make it clear you’re not demanding great soliloquies, just affirmative murmurings,”
"He may be labouring under the misapprehension that most women are demure and retiring in the boudoir. You could try watching some old episodes of Sex And The City to dispel that myth.”
o_O
So. According to Cosmo we can ascertain that if your man is quiet in the bedroom he:
- Has a small sex organ OR assumes you do
- Does not want to discuss life during sex
- Does not wish to penetrate your brain gateways
- Is controlling
- And unemotional
- Give him a brief on his multitude of underlying emotional issues
- Demand affirmative murmurings
- Make him watch Sex and the City
Romancing The Pole
So after an alcohol orientated Australia Day I was knackered enough to watch a free program on my SBS iPad App on the Miss Pole Dance Australia competition.
Firstly, I didn't know there was a Miss Pole Dance Australia and secondly it was kind of sad in a few ways. The winners father had passed away some years back but she spoke about his complete support for her and her pole dancing, and her sorrow that he couldn't be there to watch - whilst another competitor bought a ticket for her (alive) father to come and watch but he didn't... He blamed the breakup of the family unit on his estranged wifes determination to 'be happy', and saw his daughters dancing as a one way ticket tohappiness abandonment. Ironic. Love your children people!
So if you or me would like to give pole lessons a try check out Bobbi's Pole Studio - it was the focus of this documentary and they have 3 locations in Sydney. This image is of Felix Cane, a truly talented kiddo who has won the competition so many times she's retired.
Firstly, I didn't know there was a Miss Pole Dance Australia and secondly it was kind of sad in a few ways. The winners father had passed away some years back but she spoke about his complete support for her and her pole dancing, and her sorrow that he couldn't be there to watch - whilst another competitor bought a ticket for her (alive) father to come and watch but he didn't... He blamed the breakup of the family unit on his estranged wifes determination to 'be happy', and saw his daughters dancing as a one way ticket to
So if you or me would like to give pole lessons a try check out Bobbi's Pole Studio - it was the focus of this documentary and they have 3 locations in Sydney. This image is of Felix Cane, a truly talented kiddo who has won the competition so many times she's retired.
Henbo's Australia Day White Peach Sangria
Serves: However many glasses in a big soup pot
Ingredients:
1 x 800-ish gram can peaches in syrup
1.5 cups vodka
3 x punnet strawberries - sliced
3 x peaches (or nectarines or whatever fruit you fancy) - sliced
2 x 750ml bottles dry white
Lemonade
Soda Water
Fresh lime
Method
Blend the peaches in their syrup and ass (or add) this to the strawberries, peaches and vodka. Soak overnight. In the morning add the white wine, lemonade, soda and lime to taste. If I were to guess I'd say I used about 2 cups each of lemonade and soda and squeezed in 3/4 of a fresh lime. I left the skin in for flavour. Bon drinketit!
Ingredients:
1 x 800-ish gram can peaches in syrup
1.5 cups vodka
3 x punnet strawberries - sliced
3 x peaches (or nectarines or whatever fruit you fancy) - sliced
2 x 750ml bottles dry white
Lemonade
Soda Water
Fresh lime
Method
Blend the peaches in their syrup and ass (or add) this to the strawberries, peaches and vodka. Soak overnight. In the morning add the white wine, lemonade, soda and lime to taste. If I were to guess I'd say I used about 2 cups each of lemonade and soda and squeezed in 3/4 of a fresh lime. I left the skin in for flavour. Bon drinketit!
'Straya
Australia Day Sat 26th January saw the team and I heading to the Dirtybird showcase at The Ivy. Well what a strange day indeed. We arrived after numerous tankards of my White Peach Sangria and made it in to find ourselves amongst one of the strangest crowds I've ever experienced. There were 18y/o grommits fresh from Dee Why. There were 50y/o women clutching vodka's with a gaggle of friends. There was a table of oldies playing chess. Lots of girls with coloured hair. One lady had a mangled looking peacock outfit on, complete with a dismal looking tail feather display. The toilet queue was abysmal. the best part about the whole thing was Claude himself. I'm not very crowd tolerant but my friends up the front were given beers and vodka from the man himself, who not only played at Chinese Laundry after the Ivy but also somewhere else after that. The man clearly knows how to partay.
Chinese laundry is smaller that I remembered - like when you go back to visit primary school and you giggle at the tiny wee toilets. It was so loud I was having heart palpitations - NOT due to my age I checked. I managed to snap this pic amongst my wandering around half cut. Good day :)
Chinese laundry is smaller that I remembered - like when you go back to visit primary school and you giggle at the tiny wee toilets. It was so loud I was having heart palpitations - NOT due to my age I checked. I managed to snap this pic amongst my wandering around half cut. Good day :)
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